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Albuquerque Turkey
Albuquerque is a turkey
And he's feathered and he's fine
And he wobbles and he gobbles
and he's absolutely mine.
He's the best pet that you can get..
Better than a dog or cat.
He's my Albuquerque turkey
And I'm awfully proud of that.
He once told me , very frankly
he preferred to be my pet,
not the main course at my dinner,
and I told him not to fret.
And my Albuquerque turkey
is so happy in his bed,
'Cause for our Thanksgiving dinner...
We had egg foo yong instead.
(Author Unknown)
In the Pilgrim household, the adults sat down to dinner and the children waited on them.
You know your family is dysfunctional if Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey.
-Unknown
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